Fortune is a terminal program. I run it every time I source a new shell. Here are the fortunes from 2021 that grabbed me. January 11th You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you have few friends. January 17th You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. February 10th Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?...
Fortune is a terminal program. I run it every time I source a new shell. Here are the fortunes from 2020 that grabbed me. January 22nd “Do you believe in intuition?” “No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will.” January 24th It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end. -- Leonardo da Vinci January 26th Being schizophrenic is better than living alone....
I find myself in a barren landscape, with a strange fellow staring at me. I guess I’ll… build a house? Deforestation, Pillaging, and Explosives! Your First Day Target Items wood wooden sword slime torches rope workbench wood walls wood doors Extra Items mushrooms sand clay stone (20) furnace cobweb (20) Environment Control 101 We begin with your everyday deforestation. Hack down all the trees in your immediate vicinity....